A Cat Without a Can Opener

After the death of the faerie sisters' mother, Nereza confronts Morwen about her complicity, and Morwen lets loose a torrent of bullshit to cover her ass. Then, in “Ultimate Betrayal…” the big tournament begins, and Misty loses her shit battling Ash’s daughter Jade. Finally, we close with an auto-generated story about Pepe LePew that turns out darker and more surreal than we expected, prompting comparisons to Lost Highway and planting a creative seed in Michael's mind for a fanfic we'll read later on.

Stadium crowd sounds by cuauh89 and ikbenraar, and pasture storm sounds by Bruno Auzet, via FreeSound.org. The jazz music during the Pepe LePew story is by Julius H. The Fanfiction Theatre intro and outro tracks are by Visager.

Ultimate Betrayal, Sweet Revenge was deleted from Fanfiction.net years ago, 
so we have chosen not to reveal the author's username. 
“The Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms” was written by DrewDrop26, and 
The Pepe LePew story was written by the now defunct Inferkit text generator.